The solstice is has come upon the earth, aligning the stars, and allowing malign eldritch horrors to rise once more, spreading their sanity-eroding christmas cheer.
The ancient and fell reindeer god, Sthantha Khlouss, has awoken. Clad only in the bloody skins of freshly flayed reindeer, It is making It's rounds. It traverses the world, bending the very fabric of time and space in order to deliver billions of boxes wrapped in brightly colored slivers of dream and nightmare.
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But one must remember, that this time of the year is not just about barbaric deities delivering gifts in ways that defy euclidian logic. No, it's much more than that. The solstice is about losing your sanity with those you hold dearest. Your friends, family and inner monsters.
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So gather your loved ones and gorge yourself on food and flavored ethanol. Fill your body with delicious christmas spices. Pickle your innards. Cthuhlu wants you to. It makes your soul delicious.
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Merry solstice everyone! May your days be full of madness, and your dreams be lucid and eery...
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